Here they are with their grown-for-TV-beards:
And here is Bowe Bergdahl’s daddy, who grew a beard while waiting for his son to be released:
The difference? Nothing. Not one damned thing at all. Facial hair, grown by men. (Bonus points for the similar headgear.) What makes the Bergdahl beard Taliban? Nothing. And what makes the Robertson’s beards non-Taliban? Likewise nothing.
Either they’re all secret Muslim extremists, or none of ’em are.
Allahu akbar , Duck Dynasty fans!