Crazy-Assed Teapublican accuses Dems of waging a “War on Whites”.

No, I’m not kidding. Sad to say, this is not satire. Not intentionally, anyway:

Rep. Mo Brooks (R-Ala.) doesn’t think that the hardline stance Republicans have taken on immigration could hurt the party’s standing with Hispanic voters. Instead, he thinks Democrats are hurting their prospects with white voters.

“This is a part of the war on whites that’s being launched by the Democratic Party. And the way in which they’re launching this war is by claiming that whites hate everybody else,” he said during an interview Monday with conservative radio host Laura Ingraham. “It’s part of the strategy that Barack Obama implemented in 2008, continued in 2012, where he divides us all on race, on sex, greed, envy, class warfare, all those kinds of things. Well that’s not true.”

Christ on a bread roll, really? No, I mean seriously, really? These Obama-hating racist fuckwits are accusing DEMS of racism?

So, I guess the Duck Dynasty boyos are Taliban supporters now?

Here they are with their grown-for-TV-beards:


And here is Bowe Bergdahl’s daddy, who grew a beard while waiting for his son to be released:


The difference? Nothing. Not one damned thing at all. Facial hair, grown by men. (Bonus points for the similar headgear.) What makes the Bergdahl beard  Taliban? Nothing. And what makes the Robertson’s beards non-Taliban? Likewise nothing.

Either they’re all secret Muslim extremists, or none of ’em are.

Allahu akbar , Duck Dynasty fans!